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sighinglotus: meren-of-clan-nel-thot: mainmanblackdynamite: mainmanblackdynamite: “He’s not...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 23:04:23 -0400

meren-of-clan-nel-thot:

mainmanblackdynamite:

mainmanblackdynamite:

“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist

White ppl was really mad about this post

Wait, are you telling me that saying racist things is racist?

thehoneygay: Hi againSo tragedy has once again struck my life and I need help please. Someone stole...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 19:31:43 -0400

thehoneygay:

Hi again
So tragedy has once again struck my life and I need help please. Someone stole my card information and spent ~$317 leaving me with less than $30 for the next week until payday. I’ve already contacted my bank but they have to investigate the incident so it will take awhile before I can get my money back. I still need to get groceries, a gift for my sister’s graduation party, and gas but I have no way of doing that. My parents refuse to help me cuz they think that I brought it upon myself. If someone could please help me out that’d be great
cash.me/$kinglolao

croqvet: just found out my parents have stolen over $300 i earned myself through various odd jobs....

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 19:29:34 -0400

croqvet:

just found out my parents have stolen over $300 i earned myself through various odd jobs.

it was money i planned to save if i ever needed to run away (i live in an abusive home) and now that i’m heading to college, i wanted to use the money to help support myself at school.

it’s not urgent or life or death but if you’d like to donate to the paypal of a lesbian who has less than 70 days until she finally leaves her controlling, thieving, manipulative parents, you can do so here or scan this qr code:

i don’t have many talents so there’s nothing i could offer you if you donated except my undying gratitude and appreciation!

stability: vespertineflora: [audio transcript] Woman: He’s...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 19:29:01 -0400

stability:

vespertineflora:

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do.

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

broadwaytheanimatedseries: Something i need in my life in order to truly die happy Get daniel...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 02:49:58 -0400

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

Something i need in my life in order to truly die happy

Get daniel radcliffe, emma watson, and rupert grint in a room together

And have them do their rendition of a mysterious ticking noise from harry potter puppet pals.

Just, the last harry potter thing they do together.

Can it please be that?

otherbully1: halalbarbie: question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 07:04:01 -0400

otherbully1:

halalbarbie:

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government?

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

This sounds like a joke BUT HE SAID THIS!!!!

sealedbeastnue: stray-suh-nur: thedefiantpotato: maximumbuttitude: when will Ted himself.....

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 07:00:57 -0400

sealedbeastnue:

stray-suh-nur:

thedefiantpotato:

maximumbuttitude:

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

The final boss

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

gamerchurch: WELCOME ALLDON’T YOU DARE GIVE UP

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 02:17:15 -0400

gamerchurch:

WELCOME ALL
DON’T YOU DARE GIVE UP

onlinecounsellingcollege: “Inside every person there’s a person you don’t know.” — Unknown

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:23:53 -0400

onlinecounsellingcollege:

“Inside every person there’s a person you don’t know.”

— Unknown

on the validity of recognizing emotions

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 02:23:25 -0400

elodieunderglass:

anastasialestina: thnksfrthpinof: im-basically-logan: robanill...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 05:43:21 -0400

anastasialestina:

thnksfrthpinof:

im-basically-logan:

robanilla-arts:

I wanted to draw Roman in a flamboyant pose with a rainbow dress yelling “I AM THE GAY AGENDA” but then hand s l i p p e d and now here’s a very proud gay man rocking a red and rainbow flowy dress in many variations (with long hair and makeup because yesyesyes?? sorry I couldn’t help myself)

I’m actually v v proud of this like HOLY SHMOKES I WANT THIS DRESS??

ah yes, God of the Gay™

Really late birthday present BUT HEY at least it’s still Pride month! :DDD

@thatsthat24 @im-basically-logan

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY!!!! THIS IS AMAZING, ROB!! :D

@thatsthat24

HOLY HECK
THIS IS AMAZING

I am an impressed bean. This is beautiful! ❤️❤️

humorstar: cr: @thepigeongazette

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 19:09:01 -0400

humorstar:

cr: @thepigeongazette

wildnoutinwildemount: alinok: #bi & fashion icons And...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 04:38:47 -0400

wildnoutinwildemount:

alinok:

#bi & fashion icons

And lightning/thunder children of the Head Honcho God.

hyperactive-lectiophile: I feel like fan fiction is the fast food of literature. I can see us...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 04:33:37 -0400

hyperactive-lectiophile:

I feel like fan fiction is the fast food of literature. I can see us walking up to the counter of archive of our own and going, “Hi, can I have a klance zombie au with extra angst and a side of fluff and no major character death?”
“Would you like to upgrade your order to a hurt/comfort fic?”
“Yes please.”

setheverman: “no homo”? why the hell not???

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 03:00:09 -0400

setheverman:

“no homo”? why the hell not???

fire-is-her-water: abracataako: merak-zoran: fire-is-her-water:...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 02:59:58 -0400

fire-is-her-water:

abracataako:

merak-zoran:

fire-is-her-water:

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night:

She goes everywhere with me in my bakfiets (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.

And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.

ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

catsofinstagram: ‪From @justMangoBrown: “Our sweet 15 year old...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 02:58:16 -0400

catsofinstagram:

‪From @justMangoBrown: “Our sweet 15 year old Mango the teenager Cat doesn’t just help with the laundry , he also does the dishes ! 🍽🥣 Good Boy !” #twitterweek #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2JrjQjm ]

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Sat, 09 Jun 2018 02:48:42 -0400

thetechnicolortrenchcoat: Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the...

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 02:43:45 -0400

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”

catchymemes: just a dude & his skateboard

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 02:29:36 -0400

catchymemes:

just a dude & his skateboard